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"Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben Enniscorthy I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Enniscorthy
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince What's new? Most of my wife. "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Enniscorthy I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Enniscorthy
Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Enniscorthy You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Enniscorthy
Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Enniscorthy If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison Enniscorthy
Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Enniscorthy I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Enniscorthy
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous May you never leave your marriage alive. I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Enniscorthy "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Enniscorthy
The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Enniscorthy Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Enniscorthy
It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Enniscorthy Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Enniscorthy
"I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Enniscorthy A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Enniscorthy
If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Enniscorthy Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell Enniscorthy
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Enniscorthy "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Enniscorthy
