Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac New Ross This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) New Ross
And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead New Ross Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, New Ross
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) New Ross When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. New Ross
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre New Ross "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi New Ross
"You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen New Ross A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
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You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) New Ross It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones New Ross
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye New Ross Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii New Ross
When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen New Ross An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata New Ross
Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may New Ross "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball New Ross
If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin New Ross "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde New Ross
Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra New Ross "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 New Ross
