After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) Wexford Town Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Wexford Town
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Wexford Town The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Wexford Town
No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Wexford Town Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde Wexford Town
"Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Wexford Town Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Wexford Town
In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Wexford Town There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Wexford Town
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty Wexford Town We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Wexford Town
I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Wexford Town Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Wexford Town
To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Wexford Town You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Wexford Town
I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Wexford Town When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Wexford Town
There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Wexford Town The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Wexford Town
Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere Wexford Town Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Wexford Town
