To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Travel and Tourism Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Travel and Tourism
I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin Travel and Tourism My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Travel and Tourism
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Travel and Tourism If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Travel and Tourism
"Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Travel and Tourism No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Travel and Tourism
"It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II Travel and Tourism We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism
"I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) Travel and Tourism I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Travel and Tourism
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Travel and Tourism "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Man and wife make one fool. Travel and Tourism
"I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Travel and Tourism
There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado May you never leave your marriage alive. If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Travel and Tourism Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Travel and Tourism
In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Travel and Tourism "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Travel and Tourism "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
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