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Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
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It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
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-- Robert Schuller I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
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-- Virginia Woolf Accommodation To love another person is to see the face of God.
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The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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-- Sacha Guitry Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Accommodation A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
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An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
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-- Fran Lebowitz Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
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-- Clive James Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
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-- Nicholas Murray Butler Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
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-- Marie Tonkin Accommodation
There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
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-- Johann Sebastian Bach I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
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- William Jennings Bryan MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
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bre The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Accommodation He who awaits much can expect little.
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opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Accommodation
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
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-- Rita Mae Brown "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Accommodation He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
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All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
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