Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Internet Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Internet
"REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Internet People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West Internet
The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Internet "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Internet
"I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Internet "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Internet
Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Internet The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Internet
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George Internet Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Internet
Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Internet "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Internet
"Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Internet "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler Internet
Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Internet There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Internet
Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Internet Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Internet
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Internet "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Internet
