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Spinster: A bachelor's wife. The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Glenmalure "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Glenmalure
"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Glenmalure "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Glenmalure
It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Glenmalure Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Glenmalure
There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Glenmalure "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Glenmalure
Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Glenmalure Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken Glenmalure
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Glenmalure Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Glenmalure
A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Glenmalure The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Glenmalure
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Glenmalure Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Glenmalure
Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Glenmalure "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth Glenmalure
The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Glenmalure The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Glenmalure
Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Glenmalure In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Glenmalure
