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Greystones 2000 - Social history, news, past, present and future in words and pictures.

Greystones Garden Design Centre - Details of services offered.

Greystones Community Centre - Includes information local sports, social and cultural clubs.

Greystones.info - Information on groups, clubs, societies, businesses, shops, and services.

Best Outcomes - Information on IT and business consulting.

Failte Originals - Wedding stationery examples and contact information.

Frank O'Gallachoir & Associates - Property planning consultants.

Felton McKnight Solicitors - Solicitors specialising in family law, property and commercial.

Belvedere House - Bed and breakfast 2km from the town of Greystones,photographs, details and rates.

MyWebExpert.com - Web design for small businesses.

Greystones Marina Development - Information and discussion regarding the proposed marina development in Greystones.

Hillside Evangelical Church - Offers events, overview, beliefs, contact and course.

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(Ludwig Wittgenstein) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -- General George Patton Greystones The less their ability, the more their conceit. Ahad HaAm Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive. -- Ayn Rand My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there. -- INDIRA your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. -- Virginia Woolf Greystones Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. -- George Bernard Shaw Greystones Study men, not historians. -- Harry Truman I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. -- Elvis Presley If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. -- Steven Wright Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. -- John Steinbeck Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. -- Steven Wright Greystones I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget. -- Adela Rogers St. John I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. -- Rita Rudner For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack. -- Laundry instructions on a shirt Greystones "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint Exupery Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you. -- Aldous Huxley Greystones Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can only read the title. -- Virginia Woolf "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--- -- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Greystones If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my future crimes. -- Prince Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness. -- M. Hirschfield Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. -- Albert Einstein "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. -- Anthony Burgess Greystones When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover, "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Greystones I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. -- Groucho Marx Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. -- Oliver Herford A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Greystones We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. -- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. -- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Greystones The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible. - A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. Greystones Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose. -- Charles Du Bos All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult. -- Anonymous Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. -- King George V Greystones As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. -- Albert Einstein Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn themselves to a life of vinegar. -- Countess of Blessington "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. We do not remember days; we remember moments. -- Anonymous Greystones You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play. -- WARREN BEATTY Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. -- Soren Kierkegaard Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events. -- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Greystones Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it. -- David Starr Jordan This isn't right, this isn't even wrong. - Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. -- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Greystones I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. -- David Bissonette Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run. - Rudyard Kipling I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. -- Virginia Woolf Greystones The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Goodbye, Everybody! -- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again. -- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Greystones My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. -- Vladimir Nabokov We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist. -- Epicurus Greystones In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists. -- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how many can get through to you. -- Mortimer J. Adler "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with. -- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Greystones "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Greystones
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