Glenroe Open Farm - Open Farm and also one of the principal filming locations of popular TV series "Glenroe". Appeals to young and old alike.
Radiatorplus - Specialist in cast iron, tubular steel and panel radiators.
Herbst Group - Sell fertiliser, feeds and chemicals to the farming industry. Also sell an assortment of machinery including grain and peat equipment.
Plan Eden - Garden design and landscaping services.
There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Never moon a werewolf.
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- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! Kilcoole If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Kilcoole
Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Kilcoole The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
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-- Will Rogers Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
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-- Dave Barry "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Kilcoole
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Kilcoole Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
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Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Kilcoole First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Kilcoole
Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Kilcoole Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
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-- George Benard Shaw Kilcoole
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Kilcoole "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Kilcoole
"Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb Kilcoole Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
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What's new? Most of my wife. An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) Kilcoole "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
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-- Finley Peter Dunne Kilcoole
Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck Kilcoole "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Kilcoole
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Kilcoole A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Kilcoole
Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain Kilcoole It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Kilcoole
