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blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The Murrough I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman The Murrough
A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich The Murrough There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban The Murrough
Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt The Murrough If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw The Murrough
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel The Murrough "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) The Murrough
In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours The Murrough It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle The Murrough
Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. The Murrough There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson The Murrough
The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler The Murrough Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle The Murrough
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton The Murrough "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards The Murrough
The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche The Murrough I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard The Murrough
It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) The Murrough The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach The Murrough
Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar The Murrough An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and The Murrough
