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"This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Bride "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Bride
The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Bride Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Bride
"Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of Bride Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Bride
Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Bride Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Bride
"A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Bride Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Bride
Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Bride Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Bride
Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Bride "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Bride
Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Bride We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. Bride
He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Bride I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Bride
Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Bride Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Bride
A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Bride My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Bride
