There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Web Design and Development Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
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Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) To keep your marriage brimming
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Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
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- Mel Brooks Web Design and Development I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
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-- Bertrand Russell Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
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-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Web Design and Development
"Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
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- George Washington Carver Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
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Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
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-- Cybi Web Design and Development "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
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Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Web Design and Development Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
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Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Web Design and Development "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
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No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
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-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Web Design and Development
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
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-- Gilda Radner I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
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-- Epicurus Web Design and Development Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
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-- Margaret Thatcher Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
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It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Web Design and Development No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
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- Plato "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar Web Design and Development
Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
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-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Web Design and Development The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
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What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Web Design and Development I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
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-- Gore Vidal Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
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