Gloucester Manor Travel Lodge - Situated on Douglas offering a service aimed at both the international businessperson and families alike.
Melrose Guest House - The Melrose is a family run guesthouse with a warm friendly atmosphere conveniently situated near the town centre of Douglas and near to the seafront.
Milton Apartment - Situated in a quiet residential part of Douglas, Milton Apartment is nevertheless within walking distance of the town centre and only a short distance from the delightful Manx countryside.
Roslyn House - Guest house set in its own grounds. Includes tariffs, special interest weekends and photos.
"All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Accommodation All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be Accommodation
Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Accommodation If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Accommodation
"Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Accommodation Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume Accommodation
"We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Accommodation I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Accommodation
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Accommodation This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Accommodation
"Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers Accommodation The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) Accommodation
If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Accommodation Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Accommodation
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Accommodation "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Accommodation
Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Accommodation It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Accommodation
The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Accommodation It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Accommodation
blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Accommodation Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Accommodation
