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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde Laxey "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Laxey
I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Laxey An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Laxey
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Laxey There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Laxey
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Laxey I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Laxey
The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Laxey We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson Laxey
"The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Laxey "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Laxey
Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Laxey "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Laxey
"REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Laxey There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Laxey
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Laxey blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Laxey
What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Laxey Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Laxey
I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Laxey The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Laxey
