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Port Erin Lifeboat Station - Gives information on the Atlantic 21 'B' Class Lifeboat, the station, service calls and the location.
Port Erin Marine Laboratory - Contains a profile of the facility, teaching recourses, research programmes, contact information, and web cam.
Erin Arts Centre - Includes event information.
I Train - A specialist software training company. Includes company profile, prices, and contact information.
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After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough." -- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude. -- Oscar Wilde Port Erin "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) A man in the house is worth two in the street. -- Mae West A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. -- Carl Sandburg Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible. - A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Port Erin Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder. -- George Washington "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." 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Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and shorts for the last four years? -- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele It is better to be looked over than overlooked. -- Mae West The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it. -- John Stuart Mill Port Erin "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. -- Dale Carnegie Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings. -- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H. L. Mencken Port Erin I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. -- Carol Leifer Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great. -- William Shakespeare, Henry IV In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. -- André Maurois Port Erin I am not young enough to know everything. -- Oscar Wilde What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. -- Crowf If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. -- George Gobel Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one thing. -- Abraham Lincoln "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Port Erin Grow old with me! The best is yet to be! -- Robert Browning What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is plurality, death is uniformity. -- Octavio Paz Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart. -- Marcus Aurelius Port Erin Hell is a half-filled auditorium. -- Robert Frost Tear open packet, unfold and use. -- Directions on moist towelette package Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint. -- Robert Browning Life is the flower for which love is the honey. -- Victor Hugo "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Port Erin "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Children are a poor man's riches. -- English proverb "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Port Erin Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. -- Michael Leunig The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. -- Unknown author, Levitating T I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm. -- Calvin Coolidge Few things are harder to put up with than a good example. - Mark Twain Port Erin Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on! -- Rory Bremner 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. -- ee cummings Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall. -- David Chambless Port Erin "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition. -- Walter Prager "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. - Buckminster "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Port Erin I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first. -- Benjamin Franklin Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. -- Londo Molari "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Port Erin Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it - Henry David Thoreau And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's reall [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said. -- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't natural. -- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Port Erin "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Port Erin "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't. -- Sacha Guitry Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath. -- Jacob Braude Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference. -- Libbie Fudim The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones. -- W. Somerset Maugham Port Erin If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee. -- Anonymous "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) Port Erin A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." 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