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Anchorage Guest House - Located in the seaside village of Port Erin, overlooking Athol Park and the Victorian Steam Railway.
Balmoral Hotel - A small family run hotel in Port Erin, on the south of the island. Includes contact information.
Falcon's Nest Hotel - Situated in Port Erin. Site includes rates, photos, contacts and local information.
The Grosvenor Hotel - On Port Erin Promenade. Includes prices, photos, and contact information.
Ocean Castle Hotel - Well appointed rooms and suites overlooking Port Erin Bay. All benefit from en-suite bathrooms, tea and coffee making facilities, satellite television and direct dial telephones.
Port Erin Hotels - A group of hotels located in Port Erin. Includes contact and other information.
He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job. -- Anonymous Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours. - Richard Bach When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle. -- Marianne Williamson Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations Accommodation The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." 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Chesterton Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.... -- Robert Boynton Accommodation When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. -- Steven Wright "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) To be able to say how much love, is love but little. -- Petrarch There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Accommodation "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live. -- H Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates... -- Anonymous Accommodation No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. -- Booker T. Washington The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. -- George Bernard Shaw In the end, everything is a gag. -- Charlie Chaplin Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory. -- Albert Schweitzer Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me. - Ambrose Bierce Accommodation Spinster: A bachelor's wife. blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Accommodation If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. -- Virginia Woolf Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the child. -- Anne Sullivan I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. -- Woody Allen "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Accommodation The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. -- Albert Einstein Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H. G. Wells He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke. -- Terry Cohen Accommodation "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. -- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm. -- John F. Kennedy "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Accommodation We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent. -- Anatole France The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. -- Lily Tomlin Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job will cost. -- Anon Accommodation Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature. -- Samuel Butler A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. -- John Heywood The less their ability, the more their conceit. Ahad HaAm Accommodation Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you. -- Aldous Huxley He who hesitates is a damned fool. - Mae West If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. -- Rodney Dangerfield Accommodation Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it. -- Anonymous When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want, and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion. -- Fred Astaire A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee. -- Polish proverb Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to. -- Mark Twain Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them. -- Ralph N. Gerard Accommodation "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut. -- Channing Pollack If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get. -- John Watson, University of Canterbury Accommodation To love another person is to help them love God. -- Søren Kierkegaard If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic. -- Marie Tonkin Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. -- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning. -- Benjamin Disraeli "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Accommodation If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it. -- George Bernard Shaw To love another person is to help them love God. -- Søren Kierkegaard Accommodation "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms. -- Albert Einstein Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost. -- Russell Baker Criticism is prejudice made plausible. - Henry Louis Mencken He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke. -- Terry Cohen Accommodation Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable. -- Francis Bacon "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment. -- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Accommodation
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