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-- Al Bernstein Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
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Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
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-- Betty Shabazz Santon There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
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All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
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-- Groucho Marx You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
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-- W. Somerset Maugham Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
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hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Santon
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
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-- Gloria Steinem Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
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Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
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-- Anon "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Santon Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Santon
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Santon "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
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Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Santon "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
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"Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Santon The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Santon
"A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Santon "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler Santon
"Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown Santon Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Santon
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Santon The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
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