If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Middle Eastern Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Middle Eastern
your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Middle Eastern Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Middle Eastern
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Marriage is a rest period between romances. Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Middle Eastern What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Middle Eastern
Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen Middle Eastern "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Middle Eastern
When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Middle Eastern Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Middle Eastern
"If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Middle Eastern I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Middle Eastern
The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Middle Eastern I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Middle Eastern
I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Middle Eastern My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Middle Eastern
Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Middle Eastern If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford Middle Eastern
To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Middle Eastern Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 Middle Eastern
Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Middle Eastern I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Middle Eastern
