Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Restaurants and Bars The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Restaurants and Bars
Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Restaurants and Bars It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Restaurants and Bars
As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Restaurants and Bars The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Restaurants and Bars
I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Restaurants and Bars Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Restaurants and Bars
Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Restaurants and Bars Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Restaurants and Bars
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Restaurants and Bars Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Restaurants and Bars
"Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Restaurants and Bars "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Restaurants and Bars
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Restaurants and Bars What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Restaurants and Bars
Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Restaurants and Bars Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Restaurants and Bars
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
"College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Restaurants and Bars The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Restaurants and Bars
Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Restaurants and Bars Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Restaurants and Bars
