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With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Health and Beauty To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Health and Beauty
For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Health and Beauty Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Health and Beauty
The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Health and Beauty We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley Health and Beauty
"Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Health and Beauty Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Marriage is a rest period between romances. Health and Beauty
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Health and Beauty "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Health and Beauty
blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Health and Beauty I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Health and Beauty
Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
Health and Beauty A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Health and Beauty
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Health and Beauty I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Health and Beauty
Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Health and Beauty The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W Health and Beauty
Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Health and Beauty "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Health and Beauty
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Health and Beauty Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Health and Beauty
