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-- Voltaire We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Telecommunications Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Telecommunications
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Telecommunications Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
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to Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Telecommunications
"Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Telecommunications "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
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If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cĉsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Telecommunications People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Telecommunications
"There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Telecommunications If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Telecommunications
My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
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-- Unknown history student You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Telecommunications
We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Telecommunications Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Telecommunications
If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Telecommunications If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Telecommunications
The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain Telecommunications The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Telecommunications
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Telecommunications Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
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-- Lenny Bruce "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Telecommunications
We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Telecommunications "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
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your The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Telecommunications
