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We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin Radio The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Radio
Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Radio The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Radio
Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland Radio Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Radio
It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben Radio blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Radio
"Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Radio "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Radio
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Radio "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge Radio
This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Radio A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Radio
"You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Radio Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Radio
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Radio The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Radio
I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Radio You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Radio
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Radio "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Radio
