Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw Autos The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) Autos
Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Autos Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Autos
I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Autos "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Autos
Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Autos The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Autos
A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Autos We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Autos
There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Autos "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Autos
Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Autos Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Autos
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Autos Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Autos
Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous Autos "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Autos
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." Autos Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Autos
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Autos "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Autos
