CUS Parma Baseball - Plays in Italian Serie A Division. Includes news, roster, calendar, photos, and statistics.
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy Baseball My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Baseball
"Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Baseball How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Baseball
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Baseball Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Baseball
"A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Baseball Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Baseball
"In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Baseball The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Baseball
There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Baseball The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Baseball
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Baseball You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Baseball
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant Baseball Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Baseball
"Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Baseball I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Baseball
Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying Baseball Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Baseball
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Baseball People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Baseball
