Comunità Montana della Maielletta - The Consortium of Majella territory involves an area of 240 kmq and includes seven cities. Majella is rich of different microclimates and harbors rare and exclusive species.
"The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Chieti The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe Chieti
Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Chieti If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Chieti
The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Chieti In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Chieti
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Chieti Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Chieti
"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Chieti "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Chieti
Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Chieti "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Chieti
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Chieti Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Chieti
Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Chieti "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois Chieti
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Chieti I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Chieti
I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Chieti An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Chieti
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Chieti "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Chieti
