"The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Senise Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Senise
There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) Senise All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Senise
Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Senise 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea Senise
"The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Senise "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Senise
The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Senise Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Senise
A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Senise Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Senise
Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Senise Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Senise
Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Senise A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Senise
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Senise Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Senise
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Senise "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Senise
>From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Senise Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Senise
