He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
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-- Kelvin Throop I Biography lends to death a new terror.
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-- Dick Martin Travel and Tourism The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
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Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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-- Wedding Toast Travel and Tourism
People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
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-- Rainer Maria Ril At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
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- Friedrich Nietzsche If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
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-- Robert Graves Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Travel and Tourism
"I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
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-- Irwin Sarason The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
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-- Robert Frost Travel and Tourism
"Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
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-- Guy Kawasaki Travel and Tourism I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
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-- Baudelaire Travel and Tourism
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
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-- Albert Einstein Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Travel and Tourism Epperson's law:
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-- Martin Luther King, Jr. No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan Travel and Tourism
"The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
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- Martin Luther King Jr. Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
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-- Clarence Darrow "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Travel and Tourism
A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Travel and Tourism Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone I still live.
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A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Silence is argument carried out by other means.
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-- Will Rogers "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
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Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
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-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
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-- Adlai Stevenson Travel and Tourism
