"Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
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-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents To love another person is to help them love God.
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-- Groucho Marx Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
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Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
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-- Martin Luther Arts and Entertainment A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Arts and Entertainment
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
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-- Billy Sunday Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, Arts and Entertainment Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Arts and Entertainment
There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
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-- Anonymous .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Arts and Entertainment "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
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"A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
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there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
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retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Arts and Entertainment
Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Arts and Entertainment "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Arts and Entertainment
"Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
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-- Mark Twain It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Arts and Entertainment
The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Arts and Entertainment My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
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- Socrates "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
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"Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Arts and Entertainment ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Arts and Entertainment
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Arts and Entertainment Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins Arts and Entertainment
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Arts and Entertainment University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T History is more or less bunk.
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