"Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Catanzaro I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Catanzaro
I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Catanzaro "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Catanzaro
We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Catanzaro If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Catanzaro
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Catanzaro Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Catanzaro
Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Catanzaro "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Catanzaro
The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere Catanzaro It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Catanzaro
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Catanzaro "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Catanzaro
"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Catanzaro In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks Catanzaro
I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Catanzaro Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Catanzaro
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Catanzaro "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Catanzaro
"The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Catanzaro "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Catanzaro
