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Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
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futur Campania Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
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-- Kelvin Throop I "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Campania
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
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-- Abraham Maslow Campania Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Campania
Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Campania Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Campania
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
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-- Seen on a bumper sticker Campania
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver Campania What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Campania
There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
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-- Mae West "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
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Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Campania "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Campania
"There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Campania Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland Campania
"In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Campania "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Campania
Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Campania "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric Campania
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Campania [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Campania
