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Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Lombardy Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) Lombardy
Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Lombardy Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Lombardy
The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs Lombardy In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Lombardy
"Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Lombardy "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Lombardy
We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Lombardy We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Lombardy
"People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Lombardy Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Lombardy
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Lombardy No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola Lombardy
"Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Lombardy "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Lombardy
"Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Lombardy "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Lombardy
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Lombardy Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Lombardy
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Lombardy Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Lombardy
