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-- Jack Welch "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Paitone Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Paitone
Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Paitone If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Paitone
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Paitone "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford Paitone
"Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Paitone My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Paitone
Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Paitone A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Paitone
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Paitone The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Paitone
God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Paitone Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White Paitone
"The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Paitone Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Paitone
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Paitone "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Paitone
"I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Paitone "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Paitone
"There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Paitone A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Paitone
