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You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Varenna Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Varenna
It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Varenna In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Varenna
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Varenna "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo Varenna
If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Varenna Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) Varenna
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Varenna Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Varenna
Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea Varenna In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Varenna
"The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Varenna My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Varenna
"I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Varenna If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Varenna
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Varenna Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Varenna
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Varenna "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Varenna
"Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Varenna "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Varenna
