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Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Molise I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Molise
Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Molise A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Molise
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill Molise I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Molise
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb Molise "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Molise
"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Molise "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
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Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Molise Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Molise
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare Molise Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY Molise
In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Molise Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Molise
A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner Molise "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Molise
"All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Molise "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Molise
What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Molise Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Molise
