"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Business and Economy Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Business and Economy
Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Business and Economy Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. Business and Economy
It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Business and Economy Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Business and Economy
"The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Business and Economy Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Business and Economy
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-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Business and Economy Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Business and Economy
"One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Business and Economy "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Business and Economy
This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Business and Economy If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
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The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Business and Economy Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder Business and Economy
To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Business and Economy Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Business and Economy
Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Business and Economy "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Business and Economy
"I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana Business and Economy "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Business and Economy
