Hotel Residence Acquario - Multilingual presentation of a 3-star hotel with pictures and a booking form.
Maria Rosalia Bitri - She provides some pictures of her home town and region, a few links, and a list of Arberesh (a kind of Albanian dialect) villages in South Italy.
Campomarino - Local information, history, maps and images.
Club del Sole - Diomedea residence village by the beach. Details and price list.
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Campomarino The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Campomarino
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Campomarino Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Campomarino
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Campomarino "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Campomarino
"I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Campomarino Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Campomarino
I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith Campomarino "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus Campomarino
"Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Campomarino I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Campomarino
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Campomarino ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Campomarino
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, Campomarino The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Campomarino
Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Campomarino "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Campomarino
I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous Campomarino I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Campomarino
"I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Campomarino Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Campomarino
