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Dimora delPrete di Belmonte - The Palace of the delPrete di Belmonte rises in the middle of the old center of the city of Venafro. The family palace was constructed around fifteenth century.
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Venafro Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Venafro
"If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Venafro If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) Venafro
Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Venafro No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Venafro
There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Venafro Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Venafro
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Venafro People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Venafro
Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Venafro I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Venafro
"Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Venafro "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Venafro
One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Venafro Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Venafro
Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Venafro I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Venafro
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Venafro "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Venafro
Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Venafro She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg Venafro
