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The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Borgosesia "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Borgosesia
"You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Borgosesia "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha Borgosesia
"... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Borgosesia I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Borgosesia
Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Borgosesia A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Borgosesia
"I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Borgosesia Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) Borgosesia
"The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Borgosesia And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Borgosesia
There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Borgosesia By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Borgosesia
The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Borgosesia The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Borgosesia
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Borgosesia Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Borgosesia
"Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Borgosesia The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Borgosesia
"Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Borgosesia Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Borgosesia
