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The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Domodossola God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Domodossola
Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Domodossola The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Domodossola
Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Domodossola For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Domodossola
Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Domodossola A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain Domodossola
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde Domodossola No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Domodossola
These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Man and wife make one fool. Domodossola There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Domodossola
It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Domodossola A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Domodossola
If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken Domodossola I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Domodossola
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Domodossola Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Domodossola
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Domodossola "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill Domodossola
Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Domodossola blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Domodossola
