Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Lequio Tanaro Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Lequio Tanaro
"I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Lequio Tanaro Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Lequio Tanaro
Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Lequio Tanaro "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Lequio Tanaro
"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl Man and wife make one fool. In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
Lequio Tanaro Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Lequio Tanaro
It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln Lequio Tanaro Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Lequio Tanaro
The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Lequio Tanaro "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Lequio Tanaro
Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Lequio Tanaro I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Lequio Tanaro
Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Lequio Tanaro Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Lequio Tanaro
As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Lequio Tanaro How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Lequio Tanaro
By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Lequio Tanaro A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Lequio Tanaro
Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce Lequio Tanaro "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Lequio Tanaro