Cantina Negro Giuseppe - One page profile of a winery in the municipal district of Neive in the Langhe.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Neive I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Neive
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Neive I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Neive
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Neive No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric Neive
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Neive A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Neive
"I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Neive A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Neive
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Neive Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Neive
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Neive I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Neive
Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Neive We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Neive
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Neive He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault Neive
"Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Neive Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Neive
Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Neive Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Neive
