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I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey Verbania Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Verbania
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Verbania Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Verbania
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Verbania Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Verbania
Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom Verbania "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Verbania
"I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Verbania The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Verbania
"The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Verbania The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins Verbania
But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Verbania I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Verbania
"Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Verbania "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton Verbania
The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi Verbania Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson Verbania
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) Verbania If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams Verbania
Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Verbania "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran Verbania
