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"Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Manfredonia If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Manfredonia
Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Manfredonia May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Manfredonia
All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Manfredonia The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Manfredonia
"A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Manfredonia Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Manfredonia
NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Manfredonia "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Manfredonia
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Manfredonia "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Manfredonia
I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Manfredonia Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Manfredonia
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Manfredonia When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Manfredonia
Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Manfredonia Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Manfredonia
"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Manfredonia MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Manfredonia
Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Manfredonia "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous Manfredonia
