If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Lecce Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Lecce
One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Lecce This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Lecce
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Lecce I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Lecce
"If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Lecce Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou Lecce
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Lecce Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Lecce
Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Lecce Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Lecce
Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Lecce blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Lecce
They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Lecce The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Lecce
Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Lecce Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Lecce
The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Lecce May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune Lecce
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Lecce "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Lecce
