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"Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Assemini People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper Assemini
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Assemini "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Assemini
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Assemini Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Assemini
"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Assemini "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Assemini
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Assemini I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Assemini
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Assemini If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Marriage is a rest period between romances. Assemini
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Assemini Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Assemini
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Assemini There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Assemini
blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Assemini We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein Assemini
"If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Assemini Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Assemini
"There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Assemini Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Assemini
