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-- Dorothy Parker Travel and Tourism
The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
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"The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
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The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
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Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
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Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
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take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
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