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Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Santa Maria Navarrese Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Santa Maria Navarrese
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Santa Maria Navarrese "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Santa Maria Navarrese
"I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Santa Maria Navarrese Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Santa Maria Navarrese
Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Santa Maria Navarrese There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Santa Maria Navarrese
"Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Santa Maria Navarrese When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Santa Maria Navarrese
"Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Santa Maria Navarrese When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber Santa Maria Navarrese
Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) Santa Maria Navarrese "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Santa Maria Navarrese
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Santa Maria Navarrese No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Santa Maria Navarrese
"Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Santa Maria Navarrese Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Santa Maria Navarrese
However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Santa Maria Navarrese The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Santa Maria Navarrese
"We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln Santa Maria Navarrese Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Santa Maria Navarrese
