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Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Sassari If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Sassari
"When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Sassari The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Sassari
The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str Sassari Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Sassari
The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Sassari The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Sassari
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Sassari There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Sassari
As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Sassari Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Sassari
The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël Sassari Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol Sassari
You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright Sassari Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Sassari
Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Sassari "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Sassari
The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Sassari The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Sassari
The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Sassari "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Sassari
