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-- Directions on moist towelette package "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Capo D'Orlando Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Capo D'Orlando
"Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Capo D'Orlando Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Capo D'Orlando
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Capo D'Orlando "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Capo D'Orlando
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Capo D'Orlando Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Capo D'Orlando
I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Capo D'Orlando If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Capo D'Orlando
"Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Capo D'Orlando "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Capo D'Orlando
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Capo D'Orlando Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Capo D'Orlando
Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Capo D'Orlando If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
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Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) Capo D'Orlando Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
"I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Capo D'Orlando
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Capo D'Orlando "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Capo D'Orlando
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Marriage is a rest period between romances. A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Capo D'Orlando I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Capo D'Orlando
