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If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Etna "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Etna
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Etna Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Etna
Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Etna Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Etna
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Etna Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken May you never leave your marriage alive. No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Etna
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- Etna Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Etna
In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Etna Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Etna
I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan Etna Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Etna
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Etna "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Etna
The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Etna "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Etna
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Etna Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito Etna
"I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea Marriage is a rest period between romances. Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Etna Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Etna
